You must do this thing for me.

On Sunday the 7th.  If you know what’s good for you.  Come and pay five dollars and enjoy the best show you’ve ever seen.

This is not an option, this is a requirement.

Enjoy.

Santa Claus does not exist.

But that crow sitting on your hood knows whether you’ve been naughty or nice. Check. This. Out.:

seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008138202_crows26.html

Please don’t hurt Bobby.

New research shows that Telling Bad Jokes Invokes Hostility, Violence. Also, new shows on that calendar to the right.

Mutiny at Bob’s Java Jive

“Murphy’s Barbecue has taken over [Bob's Java Jive] for the duration of the Tall Ships Festival and has temporarily renamed it “Murph’s Pirates Cove”, complete with expanded beer garden, ( temp hard liquor license?) BBQ, outdoor stage, female staff in pirate costumes etc, etc… His staff will be shuttling people (festival goers, sailors from the ships etc…) from down on the waterfront to the Jive by limousine.”

We (John Walker and the Hitchhikers) headline Friday!  Stephanie Johnson will play! Yarrrr~!

We’re playing at the big coffee pot

Bob’s Java Jive on In-De-Pendance Day!  Details soon, and those details shall include Stephanie Johnson!

This is your pilot speaking.

Looks like we’ll be at the Java Jive on the 14th with the Brotherhood of the Black Squirrel.  Bring all your friends, and each of you can buy the band a drink.  Fun!

That is all.

Stand Up For Darfur!

Stand Up For Darfur Flyer

Jazzbones show

Mar 26th - 7pm

$5 All ages

with Brotherhood of the Black Squirrel

Leap Day’s Eve

Profane

Bazooka Joe

John Walker and the Hitchhikers

Congratulations! You have become one of the lucky few who now have the ability to buy the new John Walker and the Hitchhikers EP. May I direct your attention to your right? You may now click on the icon labellled ‘Buy Stuff.’ Pat yourself on the back and send me some money.

And don’t forget to come down to the Swiss on Thursday for our CD release party, entitled Why Can’t I Have a Normal CD Release Party Like Everyone Else?

Guest Stars: The Vamanos and Stephanie Johnson.

Also: Japan Creates Universe?