You must do this thing for me.

On Sunday the 7th.  If you know what’s good for you.  Come and pay five dollars and enjoy the best show you’ve ever seen.

This is not an option, this is a requirement.

Enjoy.

Santa Claus does not exist.

But that crow sitting on your hood knows whether you’ve been naughty or nice. Check. This. Out.:

seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008138202_crows26.html

Please don’t hurt Bobby.

New research shows that Telling Bad Jokes Invokes Hostility, Violence. Also, new shows on that calendar to the right.